Picture this. You're a red-blooded, burger-chompin', freedom-lovin' American, listening to the sweet sounds of Jelly Roll from the comfort of your Ford F-250. Suddenly and without warning, a young woman with a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker pulls up to the stoplight next to you in a hybrid. A liberal, no doubt about it. Mind racing, you reach for your holster to cradle your comfort pistol, but to your horror, discover an empty hole where a gun ought to be — that damn background check hasn't cleared yet. Cabela's can't sell it to you until it does! Luckily, there's a solution: […]