In the wake of damning new drug allegations, Elon Musk showed his last day at the White House wearing a black eye and making some very strange excuses. As the New York Times and other outlets report, the billionaire claimed during his Oval Office goodbye party that he'd gotten a visible shiner from his five-year-old son, X. "I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, 'Go ahead, punch me in the face,'" the billionaire said when a reporter asked about the bruise. "And he did!" Though there's no reason to believe he's not telling the truth, the […]